A Cynical Unicorn

Hey, I'm Jimmy. I'm British. Fan of Kingdom Hearts, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Dexter and a whole truck load of other stuff.

kindoflikehitlerwithadashofsexy:

jachtagelclarineduro:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

This legitimately made me laugh out loud

(via listener-blue)

Pompeii (Gender Pitched)

doxian:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

I love doing this to songs.  Low pitch to high pitch,  high pitch to low pitch, low pitch to lower, demonic summoning pitch, high pitch to helium balloon giggle fits. 

(via punktrekk)

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

(via acynicalsnowflake)

brianthemute:

I will never not reblog this.

(via cheesyfeet9)

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

(via vandigo)

s-oul-eater:

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I ALMOST FORGOT TO WATCH THIS TODAY

(via godisdelfin)

Freedom Bucket

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

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And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.

Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”

So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

(via agentcorrina)